TP Attack!

So here is a funny story I read on TMZ.com... Apparantly in Massachusetts there was a janitor working at town hall and he was whistling while restocking the toilet paper, apparantly there a man that didnt like his whistling so he attacked him with a toilet paper and tried to run, but the janitor chased him down and now the 55 year old toilet paper attacker will be going to court to face an assault and battery.